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A guy had been suffering with a priapism for several days. No amount of sex would make him lose his erection. He went to the pharmacy and asked the lady behind the counter if he might get a word with the pharmacist. She was a little pissed off at his assumption. "Sir, I am the pharmacist." "No," he explained, "I need to speak to a male pharmacist." "Sir," she repeated, "I am the pharmacist, my sister is also a pharmacist, we own this store. I would consider it a personal & professional compliment if you would ask me any question that you might ask of a male pharmacist. Our hero was long on pecker, but short of words with embarrassment. He whipped out a 14 inch purple helmeted soldier of passion. "O.K. Lady, what can you give me for this....." Now it was her turn to be embarrassed, "Um,Um, excuse me Sir. I must consult with my sister." She disappeared into the back. She came back a minute later still red-faced. "We can give you $600 for a great weekend and half interest in the store."
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A woman dies and goes to Heaven. While waiting in line, she hears this terrible screaming and moaning. This disturbs her somewhat, so she tracks down St. Peter to find out what is going on. "Oh that" he says, "that's just the woman in front of you. They are drilling holes in her back to attach her wings." The woman is still a bit upset by this and is pondering her position when the screaming starts again. This time it was louder and more blood curdling than before. She calls St. Peter again to find out what is happening to the woman now. "Oh that" he says, "they're just drilling holes in her head to attach the halo." The woman decides that she wants out and tells St. Peter that she has changed her mind and wants to be sent to Hell. "Are you sure you want to go there?" he says. "It's a terrible place, you'll end up getting sodomized and raped and even worse." "That's okay" says the woman, "I already have the holes for that." DISCLAIMER : We have not authored any of these jokes, and do not claim any copyright privileges. We assume them to be in the public domain. If you believe otherwise about any of them, please advise us by Email, and we shall promptly remove them from this page.
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